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No Fate But What We Make
Better we teach our children to fear the machines, before the machines teach them for us. Do you think Sarah Connor told little John bedtime stories about princesses and teddy bears? Only if those...
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Gross Up Close
My friend Kris, got me a present. Two presents actually. The first was a USB microscope. He had seen how much I enjoyed playing with his: (putting it on my keyboard to see all the weird gunk and hairs...
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Better The Dirt Devil You Know
COMMENTERS: You already know Eli’s. What is YOUR “mating call.” Alternately, what is the “song of your people.” When my Patreon reaches $2000/month I’m going to release a new podcast where upon I...
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I’ve Got A Secret That I’ve Been Hiding Under My Skin
Wha-wha-WHAAAAT?! Bro! Bro! You pullin’ the ol’ robot switcheroo on me, bro?! Bro! I thought we were Bros, Bro! I know you’re not presentin’ me with a false android, Bro! Is that what your tellin’ me,...
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Momentum
I might have already written about this story here, but a little over a decade ago I saw a dude refuse to leave a customer service line at Walmart the day after Christmas until they agreed to refund...
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Potter And Daughter, A new podcast I’m making with my kiddo, needs your help!
I’ve added two new rewards levels to my Patreon. At $1750 I am going to completely redesign my website with bigger comics and better organization, and at $2000 I am going to produce and release a new...
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HijiNKS ENSUE AT New York Comic Con 2014
NYCC 2014 is this weekend and, once again, I’ll be at booth 2247 with Cyanide & Happiness! Come by, say hi… be a… guy? BRING SOME PIE! I’ve got books, lots of prints, t-shirts and I’ll be doing...
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Planned Obsolescence
Austin, TX Fancy Bastards: We are just over a month away from the 6th annual Dragon’s Lair Webcomics Rampage! Get details HERE. Here are some things I have done that have caused me crippling,...
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Totally Unprovoked
In my home, I am beset on all sides but fuzzy dumbasses. Tivo, the brown and grey one, is a miserable, whiny grump whose terrified of essentially all things. He also doesn’t like to be touched below...
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Reasonable Restriction
Last year for Halloween, Kiddo was Raven from Teen Titans. We made a photo comic about it. This year she was Hermione Granger and it was crazy cute. Speaking of Harry Potter, I’ve reshuffled my...
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Who, Pray Tell, Wouldst One Call Upon?
HEY YOU FANCY BASTARDS LOOK AT THIS OMG! My online store at Explosm is closing forever at the end of this week. Everything is on sale, so go get it while there is good getting to be got. I’ve...
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The HijiNKS ENSUE store @ Explosm is closing forever after this week!
EVERYTHING IS ON SALE! http://store.hijinksensue.com $19 shirts are now $15 Some shirts are $5 $15 books are now $10 $20 Lil Wil Wheaton plushies (only 30ish remain) are now $10 $16 posters are now...
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Yoink
A real thing that really happened for real. My self preservation instincts told me to fling the tainted device across the room, but my iPhone preservation instincts superseded them, and I merely...
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A Good First Impression
Concealed weapons laws? In Texas? Sorry, I momentarily forgot about the sign that welcomes you into our great state: “Welcome to Texas. Please help yourself to one of our complimentary assault rifles....
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Meat Cute
I’ve never really dated. I was in 2 long term relationships in high school, then I met my wife when I was 18 and we’ve been together ever since. I’ve only ever had to work up the nerve to romantically...
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The Objectification Of My Affection
This biggest difference in the typical straight dude’s celebrity crush and Josh’s is that Josh will likely have sex with this dude before he dies and Kiera Knightly wouldn’t noticed if you jumped on a...
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Where You Lead, I Will Follow
There are multiple truths in this comic. A) I have been watching a lot of Gilmore Girls reruns, both on TV and Netflix, lately. The reruns on TV just hit the sweet spot where Lorelai has the inn open...
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NEW STORE NEW STORE NEW HIJINKS ENSUE STORE!!!
http://store.hijinksensue.com Use code “cyborgmonday2014” to get 15% off today (12/1/2014) ONLY! If you are a Patreon Fancy Patron, you can get a 20% off code HERE. There are 5 new HijiNKS ENSUE...
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Webcomic Rampage: The 6th One
I’m loading up the car to drive to Austin right now for WEBCOMIC RAMPAGE! I’ll be debuting an all new MYSTERY BOX and a cool new contraption I’ve devised for sketches called THE SKETCH-A-MATIC. If you...
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Webcomic Rampage 2014 Fancy Sketches
INTRODUCING THE SKETCH-A-MATIC! The idea is simple, but the technology behind it is VAST and COMPLICATED! It works like this: The willing participant presses the big, red, impressive button The...
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